oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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