at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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