just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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