Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
