Having a random hookup so left but love u
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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