talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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