at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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