when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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