put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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