so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
why is half of my head shaved?
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