Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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