She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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