that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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