I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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