Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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