So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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