remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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