This girl is more easily done than said...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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