no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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