check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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