make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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