he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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