Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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