come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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