He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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