He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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