How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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