have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
We had to coat check the pizza.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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