That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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