So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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