Duck Duck Cougar?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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