Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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