Your face is a jimmy john
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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