i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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