I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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