His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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