Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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