My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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