I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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