The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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