How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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