I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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