Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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