If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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