Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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