Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
