I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
dude. I can hear the air.
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