Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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