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  That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"

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• Her boobs were like sand.

  Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Oct 12, 12 at 4:03pm

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• At least he did not call it a filthy fish mitten.

  Submitted by FilthyToolbag on Oct 12, 12 at 6:00pm

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• Donkey lips for real you need to calm the fuck down and step away from the keyboard

  Submitted by HippyChick on Oct 13, 12 at 12:45am

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• Your vagina is pretty.... dirty

  Submitted by ck24 on Oct 12, 12 at 4:53pm

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  • There, how was that :D

    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 12, 12 at 5:00pm

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    • Conflicted... It is pretty. And it is a pretty dirty, when it needs to be ;)

      Submitted by haleyhazard on Oct 13, 12 at 2:42am

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• The dude says, "Ahhh you're so sexy and turn me on sooooo much that you get my dick so hard!! Right now I could pound a nail in to a 2x4!!!" "Oh yea baby, your tits feel like saggy water balloons!!" "I want you to spank me like I'm a naughty school girl with pigtails!"

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 13, 12 at 12:16am

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• Atleast He said it was pretty:')

  Submitted by 123Morgan321 on Oct 12, 12 at 8:46pm

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• At least he didn't liken it to a cut-in-half roast beef sandwich.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 12, 12 at 7:45pm

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• "Oh baby you're so pretty and your pussy lips look like they belong on a roast beef sandwich! I'm starting to get hungry!" "I love it when you're giving me head and you tickle my taint with you tongue and finger my butthole!" "And I love how I feel like I'm reading brail when I touch your nipples!"

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 13, 12 at 12:20am

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• Rookie

  Submitted by RowdyRc on Oct 12, 12 at 3:59pm

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• "Wow your bush is so big I feel like I could knit a sweater from all that hair!" "I love that your pussy lips are so loose and look like a high school play curtain!" "You make my hairy nuts so saggy and wrinkley when they're in your mouth!" "Let's make out after I cum in your mouth! Can you say Snowballin'!"

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 13, 12 at 12:27am

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• They should call them fllfffffttffft, and have butterflies and flute music accompanying them at all times.

  Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 12, 12 at 11:10pm

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• I call your vagina a cum dumpster.

  Submitted by ForskinNinja on Mar 26, 13 at 5:58pm

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