You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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