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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.

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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.

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(817): View more from Texas

one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."

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I didn't notice because vodka

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(631): View more from New York

I ate you ate to the whole david gray album

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(509): View more from Washington

Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen

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(317): View more from Indiana

Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine

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(418): View more from Quebec

I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC

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