at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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