toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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